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She's the slickest chick I've ever known.
I take her with me wherever I go to rope in all my fears
and open all my beers and to never ever leave me alone.
She's tiny, shiny and bright, almost too sharp but not quite.
She does it all somehow.
She's in my pocket now but I'm gonna take her out tonight.

She's my swiss-army girlfriend.
She's holding up her end, and she's all mine,
so I got a valentine to send.

Do I have to draw a diagram?
When I'm out of luck or in a jam she can get me hot
and out of tight spots, and she's ready whenever I am.
She slices,